It might be just me, but if they hook Tony and Ziva up on NCIS, I’m 99.9% positive I won’t be able to watch the show again after that point.
HOLY SHIT LOL.
THIS IS LIKE THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN IN MY LIFE.
WHY CAN’T THIS EVER HAPPEN TO ME!? D:
HOLY SHITTERS
I WANT SOMETHING LIKE THIS TO HAPPEN IN MY LIFE ONE DAY
THE DUDE ON THE BIKE’S FACE THO.
have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever
ambedo n. a kind of melancholic trance in which you become completely absorbed in vivid sensory details—raindrops skittering down a window, tall trees leaning in the wind, clouds of cream swirling in your coffee—which leads to a dawning awareness of the haunting fragility of life
This man is invaluable. Let’s elect him King of the World and kick back to watch him fix things so everything works.
omg watch me ship them. *did i just*
The book “Go the Fuck to Sleep”
Narrated by Samuel L. JacksonBefore you fall asleep tonight, just listen to this
Just imagine Nick Fury reading this to Thor so he can fall asleep
I always reblog this on principle but the Avengers context puts a whole new spin on things
Hank Green on gay marriage (x)
When this video was uploaded yesterday, I was this close to cry tears of joy because this video is so perfect!
or a southern accent when singing Listen To The Band
John Lennon Questionnaire, 1960’s
(From a British teen magazine in the 60’s when John was still a Beatle. Magazine’s name unknown, but could possibly have been RAVE. John filled in the answers by hand.)
MARRIAGE: “Just a name.”
‘IN’ CROWDS: “Do me a favour!”
WAR: “Terrible. No excuse for it.”
POWER: “I haven’t used mine fully yet.”
CLOTHES: “Useful for taking off.”
TELEVISION: “Love it. Sometimes great, sometimes a joke, but I like it.”
DEATH: “The end, daddy-o.”
PAUL McCARTNEY: “Just Paul. Just our Paul..”
ANIMALS: “I love.”
SWIMMING: “Keeps you clean.”
SKY: “That’s where I belong, baby.”
JOURNALISTS: “Fruitcake.”
FANS: “Harmless.”
CIGARETTES: “Cancer.”
VEGETARIANISM: “I’ve not come across it. If people want
to eat nuts that’s okay with me. I wish I could
do it, the way I feel about animals.”THE BOMB: “Should be bombed.”
JAGGER: “A good nut.”
AMERICA: “Great possibilities.”
LIFE & DEATH: “Time I was on stage.”











